Myth Alliances by Robert & Nye Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye

Author:Robert & Nye Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye [Asprin, Robert & Nye, Jody Lynn]
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781592220090
Publisher: Meisha Merlin Pub.

SIXTEEN

“Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle!” —B. FLYNN

Loud clattering on the other side of the door made me jump in my eternal circuit around the cell. This time I was going to knock the guards unconscious and run for it. Very quietly, I lifted the now empty washing pitcher out of the bowl and tiptoed over to flatten myself against the wall next to the door. Slowly it opened and pushed inward. I raised the pitcher.

“There you are, handsome!”

Tananda threw herself into the cell and mashed me against the wall, pressing her lips into mine. “Mmmph! You must really have missed me, Tiger. Is that for me?”

She plucked the pitcher now hanging unsteadily over our heads from my nerveless fingers.

“Forgive the delay,” Zol smiled, entering in Tananda's whirlwind wake with Bunny.

Behind them trailed a huge Scammie guard, his eyes fixed dreamily on Tananda. His breastplate was slightly

twisted to one side, and his tunic was rucked up inside it. I also noted that his hair under his helmet was mussed.

“Things have been a little unsettled in the city. We had a little trouble entering this building. I am very impressed by the magik-dampening field! It certainly did not originate in this dimension, but it serves them well. Such a thing ought to be put into use in the Bazaar at Deva. It would cut down on some of the misunderstandings that occur there every day.”

I smiled at him, mentally noting that if anyone in the future should happen to want to import the same kind of magik-dispeller in use on Scamaroni, I would campaign against it with every ounce of my influence. I'd been taken plenty of times in my day, and though I didn't enjoy it, I'd never change the way the Deveels operated their most impressive establishment. If you weren't savvy enough to shop in the Bazaar, you shouldn't shop in the Bazaar. Taking the challenge out of it was approaching the problem from the wrong angle.

“I'm glad to see you! How did you get in to see me?”

“Oh,” Tananda twinkled, with a grin at the guard, “I have my ways.”

“I bet you do,” I agreed, a trifle embarrassed, as she and Bunny exchanged sisterly winks.

Only one of Tananda's talents was being a successful Assassin. Another came from a Trollop's natural proclivities, and all I can say is that circumstances have always seemed to prevent me from finding out about them myself. I was grateful they'd managed to get in to see me, but troubled that she had had to do something like that to accomplish it.

“We are ostensibly your legal counsel,” Zol told me, “but Mistress Tananda has managed to convince our escort to allow us privacy.”

“I'm sorry if you had to ... do anything to rescue me,” I stammered, attempting to censor my thought in mid-speech.

I think I blushed. Tananda laughed and put her hand on my arm.

“Don't be. It was fun. You won't believe what they can do with those noses.”

“I don't want to know!” I yelped. I glanced past them into the empty hall.

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